Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Use this fucking slut
Don't let it slip out again!
Only one thing can get done around her
Swallow, count and repeat
Wanna climb my fucklist?
I'll help you get up, baby
Solid presentation prep, boss
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Pick your favorite, daddy!
I love your ideas, honey
I've been missing out
Is this a serious talk, mom?